- Subconscious: Are your fingers itching for that blade? or those scissors?
- Me: I do not know what you are talking about?
- Subconscious: Yes you do. Your eyes dart over there every five seconds.
- Me: Shut up!!!!
- Subconscious: Just Grab it
- Me: Shut up!!!! please?
- Subconscious: Just do it
- Me: ....
- Subconscious: Please do it?
- Me: ....
